Oh look, they thought of everything, even the urinals have tiny ladders.
Another piece from the words of wisdom found above the urinals in the men's restroom.
I hate those damn urinals. As soon as I start pissing they blow the stream all over the bathroom. I'm a total mess afterwards. And so is everybody else in there.
Spiderman is now known to use public restrooms so they're building the necessary infrastructure to accommodate him.
I'm damn sure it's not, so stop pissing in here!
That sign exists because someone really tried to do that.