I was just about to enter this urinal but good thing they posted that sign.
Make sure you don't pee here. Otherwise get ready to receive your stream back.
Oh look, they thought of everything, even the urinals have tiny ladders.
What kind of beverage must have consumed the last guy who used this urinal?
Another piece from the words of wisdom found above the urinals in the men's restroom.
I hate those damn urinals. As soon as I start pissing they blow the stream all over the bathroom. I'm a total mess afterwards. And so is everybody else in there.
Like seriously, have you even tried taking a piss into one of these? It just goes all over the place.
Spiderman is now known to use public restrooms so they're building the necessary infrastructure to accommodate him.
I'm damn sure it's not, so stop pissing in here!
That sign exists because someone really tried to do that.