I can't get to work by car but luckily I own a jet ski. It's even more fun when I splash other people on my way.
What kind of beverage must have consumed the last guy who used this urinal?
Just in case we get an unexpected flood again, I'll be ready for it.
They laughed at me and my beautiful car. Well, look who's laughing now.
No shit, I would have never guessed it was closed.
Screw this flood, I'm not taking a single step until I finish smoking.
This is certainly not the place to wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
Good thing I was just in time to save my beer cans.
I drank too much last night. Now I can't stop and just look at what I've done so far.
Who cares that there's a ton of water inside, we'll just watch the news.