I bet you weren't expecting some egg ladies, there you go! Hahaha.
Laziness...beyond extreme. Now that's what I call incredibly undeniably true laziness.
I said, you aren't allowed on the table!!! Oh... seems legit, but technically you're still on the table!
Seems legit, look at this guy. Some would say that he's a genius... Me... I choose common sense.
I bet this comparation made you laugh. Well.. it's true, friends really are like boobs. Some are small, some are big... and so on.
I bet your wife told you! And I also bet that your wife told you that she told you, right before I told you this thing. Hahahahah!
Probably not one of the best inventions ever, but for sure one of the funniest.
Hmm... HEEEY! Wait a minute... That's not my helmet... What's this?!
Come with us, it's going to be fun to hang out, that's what they said.
I don't know what to say about this cow. She seems... ugh.