Not having any friends saved me from a lot of problems while Facebook went down.
Don't mind the over touchy spotter, but that guy in front will need a new arse once the first shot leaves the barrel.
I don't see what is the big deal with watching Transformers. I don't even want to watch them alone. Having some friends around makes it even more awkward and boring.
Once our cow became friends with the neighbour's pig they became inseparable. The next week we wanted to let them be together so this was the only obvious solution.
Happy tree friends seem quite nutritious, don't they?
I dare you to take this shirt and go order something at Starbucks.
Hey, that awesome chair is mine. You can have that one.
When you're sitting next to your crush... Oh no, prepare for having awkward moments.
Well ain't that really cute? Two friends, real friends. Hahah, LOVE IT!
Who would've thinked about that? Hahah, well, friendship has no boundaries I guess.