I told those guys to pick the dead palm tree. They didn't care. Neither did I.

This will make you think twice before going to the zoo in your shiny, reflective paint job.

Just apply that wall paint all over, ignore any irregularities in the walls, those are just for decoration.

Remember to drive slowly while carrying paint buckets. That is, unless you are looking to do a paint job.

The car got a bit rusty and we didn't have cash for a full paint job. Luckily, there was a discount for duct tapes.

This old mailbox looked like it needed a coat of fresh paint. Luckily the city has a rule to quickly remove any graffiti so mind as well force their hand.

No tarmac here? Well better paint the ground then. That will surely be sufficient until the next rain.

This time they're dyeing their hair. What will you see at Walmart next?

Once again, my pen will not be silenced by these wall painters.

This guy sorely likes to get pulled over all day long.