Next time learn to properly use the damn timer on that oven.
I'm not too demanding, just make sure you have plenty of cash lying around, are stable and have a bunch of kids.
You know that nothing turns me on more than a large pepperoni pizza!
Better start sending out these invites. She is definitely interested so we are going to jump directly into the wedding!
If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.
That's definitely not coincidence. Did they open a gym in that building or something?
There's always that guy at the BBQ party that shows up with humus.
They told me I was unable to pick up ladies in my lovely excavator. They laughed at me. They were wrong.
Next time try to be more specific when giving instructions to the new guy. He tends to take things literally.
I just wander around and hold cardboards. It's a free country so what's your problem if a man simply wants to enjoy his hobbies?