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Ovens have timers

Ovens have timers

Next time learn to properly use the damn timer on that oven.

How you want me

How you want me

I'm not too demanding, just make sure you have plenty of cash lying around, are stable and have a bunch of kids.

I like pizza

I like pizza

You know that nothing turns me on more than a large pepperoni pizza!

She wants me

She wants me

Better start sending out these invites. She is definitely interested so we are going to jump directly into the wedding!

Perfect day

Perfect day

If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.

Strong house

Strong house

That's definitely not coincidence. Did they open a gym in that building or something?

The hummus guy

The hummus guy

There's always that guy at the BBQ party that shows up with humus.

I cannot pick up what?

I cannot pick up what?

They told me I was unable to pick up ladies in my lovely excavator. They laughed at me. They were wrong.

Your target

Your target

Next time try to be more specific when giving instructions to the new guy. He tends to take things literally.

Holding cardboards

Holding cardboards

I just wander around and hold cardboards. It's a free country so what's your problem if a man simply wants to enjoy his hobbies?