This is definitely a price I cannot refuse. Let's load up on those sponge tarts.

Don't judge me since I'm working way harder than you think.

Yes, this is a real thing that you can buy brand new. Why take the time to piss yourself when you can get this desired look from the start?

Guess I was enjoying that chicken so much that I simply could not keep my lane.

Note to self: always keep some snacks nearby in case of unexpected hunger.

I can see that it works and does what you would expect, but do you really think it looks good this way?

The best kind of news I can get in the morning is right here.

For a limited amount of time, you will be able to pay for both your drinks.

Just because this works doesn't mean you should do it. Also, better order a new desk top after this.

Every time my cat sees me trying to work, she jumps right on my keyboard.