As a project manager I can confirm that this is exactly how it went with my wife.

Just tilt your phone towards a light source and let me know which game you are playing.

So I'm not sure if this means I get a credit consisting of that amount or I need to pay that to someone...

Looks like we're getting off the highway in 1 KM.

I'm not sure that USB fan was meant to be used this way, but if it works, it works.

This woman wins wife of the year.

Have you ever had your head mistaken for a butt cheek?

Ladies and gents, here is the new Suzuki Donkey!

And this is the reason behind the existence of these chicken dinosaur shaped crisps.

You wanted more slices? You've got them!