Check out this new Nike bag. Totally legit!

That punishment doesn’t sound so bad. My own girlfriend would have killed me.

I really wonder what is the combination on this lock. Hopefully they changed the order from 1, 2, 3, 4. Hopefully.

The entire process in which the box is being taken over by its true owner.

Good thing you're my mom and not a different one.

Get your instant energy right now with the new Duracell energy drink.

I won't unpack it. Works just fine as it is. I'm saving up time.

There's a railing installed and there doesn't appear to be any clear path for you to end up in the river. So what's the explanation?

I need a present because I made this whole situation possible. Well, at least since I am the first born that is.

Oh look, they also had a little diaper for the little one. Wonder how much he enjoys walking around in poo...