I got the delivery of my fragile mirror that I shall use to gaze at my ass.

Looks like aunty has finally gotten a boulevard named after her.

You might want to make sure that what you're wearing makes sense to you.

My body is so sensual that it bend's light.

That's a really long ass. If you are into that stuff.

I would really want to know what happens back there, in the kitchen.

Harry has always been the naughty member of the family.

Why on earth would anybody be willing to do this? Losing a bet should not mean losing your own ass too.

Remember when cutting metal to make sure you don't burn your ass in the process.

Oh honey, that ass is still as tight as it was in highschool.