You might want to check your phrasing before you end up with a 1on1 with human resources.

Yup, I dare you to give this mug to your own boss.

Me? Playing at work? What ever made you think that?

Would you rather be on a yacht right now or enjoying your work?

Get ready for some medical care any second now.

Ever sat in your office chair and wondered what would it take for you to leave earlier than usual?

Why risk dying when you can just relax and let others work.

Those 5 days are the worst. After that it gets better.

That social parasite, the window, is still not working.

Some photographer who got sick of being asked to work for free had his own go at the market.