Make sure that you ignore me constantly so that I won't be tempted to waste a couple of hours.

What's the one thing that would make you unable to work with your boss any longer?

Don't judge me since I'm working way harder than you think.

You might want to check your phrasing before you end up with a 1on1 with human resources.

Yup, I dare you to give this mug to your own boss.

Me? Playing at work? What ever made you think that?

Would you rather be on a yacht right now or enjoying your work?

Get ready for some medical care any second now.

Ever sat in your office chair and wondered what would it take for you to leave earlier than usual?

Why risk dying when you can just relax and let others work.