This clothing line belongs to Marc Jacobs. Designed by Marc Jacobs, sponsorized by Marc Jacobs, brought to you by Marc Jacobs. What's his name? Marc Jacobs!

This is the evolution of the Ralph Lauren T-shirts if you've ever wondered. The future looks bright, hahah.

It's true, you know it's true. It always happened and always will happen. The best trick is to put the alarm clock at at least 5 metres away from the bed.

Don't worry, poor baby. I won't let anyone do you any harm, they are not going to make you a purse or something, I'll take care of everything!

I think I am going to relax, so... I am going to take a loooong sleep for two days. Owner, make sure to leave me food.

This is how my belt is, when I'm awake and when I'm drunk. Our belts are trolling us, really bad.

Oh God..... I really love these flowers, FOR ME? You're way too sweet with a small animal like me, I love you!

You're clearly doing it wrong. Hey! Don't bluetooth... literally... Come on dude..

What if I go over there.. hmm, but if there's no food, that's not good... hmm. Maybe I should take a nap, hmm..Yeah, that'll work for me.

So, gentlemen, how many penalties do you want today? Two penalties, Sir!