He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.

There is a slight difference between being a drunk and being an alcoholic. Being a drunk is way more fun.

Remember to hug your toilet more often and not only when drunk.

When you get so drunk that you need help from others to keep your head up, that is when you have hit rock bottom.

Another drunk was responsible for painting the road markings here. I wonder if I'll get a ticket for making a U turn.

Well everybody calls me drunk. I can't help it. I didn't choose to be born Irish.

Ever seen the morning after a big party down under? Well, it ain't so pretty.

Wake me up when it's time for partying again. I'll be lying here wasted until then.

At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.

Looks like he partied a little too much after being chosen as employee of the month. At least he did use his own parking spot this time.