He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.
Another drunk was responsible for painting the road markings here. I wonder if I'll get a ticket for making a U turn.
Well everybody calls me drunk. I can't help it. I didn't choose to be born Irish.
Wake me up when it's time for partying again. I'll be lying here wasted until then.
Looks like he partied a little too much after being chosen as employee of the month. At least he did use his own parking spot this time.