Let's see: we have a gas station, high pressure water all around and a plug right in the middle. Might want to step back to safety, take out your phone and start filming.
Make sure you follow the instructions this time. Otherwise everything will end up just like you pathetic life.
You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?
We don't care about your gender, just make sure you are properly cleaned after using the bathroom.
If it wasn't for this label I would have worn this shirt with all the dirt inside.
Imagine that they needed to put this sign up. I wouldn't want to meet any Magic: The Gathering players.
Be sure to keep the potato hidden. And also wash your hands.
Someone surely wants a raise. Such passion. Such commitment to go above and beyond to satisfy the customer's cleaning needs is rarely seen.
Seems that Puma customers are pretty dumb if they need a label like this.
Next time I see a dirty car this is what I'm going to draw on it.