I should have went with an iPhone, it's way cheaper to get woken up randomly during the night.

It appears that time here passes slowly. We get an additional 40 seconds for each minute!

We just bought ourselves more time. It's not even 1 pm yet.

At any time, somewhere is 5 o'clock.

I know it's relative, but my boss wants me at work at his absolute time.

Now that's quite a brilliant invention. Hahah, gotta get one too.

Ah... it doesn't matter. I'm already late. Clock win!

Well, I have to admit it. That's how my clock works. YEAH!

It's obvious, it's beer time. ALRIIIIGHTTT!

Another Will Ferrel awesome moment. Hah, owning the clock!