It appears that time here passes slowly. We get an additional 40 seconds for each minute!
At any time, somewhere is 5 o'clock.
I know it's relative, but my boss wants me at work at his absolute time.
Now that's quite a brilliant invention. Hahah, gotta get one too.
Ah... it doesn't matter. I'm already late. Clock win!
Well, I have to admit it. That's how my clock works. YEAH!
It's obvious, it's beer time. ALRIIIIGHTTT!
Another Will Ferrel awesome moment. Hah, owning the clock!