The constructor built this according to our exact specifications. Might as well buy a monster truck now.

When you want to live in a natural environment but don’t have enough cash to purchase your own forest.

That's definitely not coincidence. Did they open a gym in that building or something?

Even houses need some gentle peeling from time to time.

A spider killed my snake? Better burn down the house, just to be sure that spider gets toast.

Now who placed their house in the middle of my walkway?

I'm guessing this guy wanted the whole neighborhood to see him taking a crap in his own toilet.

Buying a house? Why don't you buy this one and get a free pizza? Trust us, nothing would be better.

I have the worst life ever. This house is too big.

Well, now we know what Windows 8 looks like. Just wait for the next version.