I wanted it well done, not sent to hell and back. I guess I'll eat a salad instead.
That's actually pretty good advertising. Wondering if they placed the sign already leaning or changed the message afterwards.
Good thing it had instructions on the box, otherwise I would have starved to death.
This pic is so bad. Hopefully his own selfie looks way better.
Remember kids, you need a healthy and balanced diet for you to grow big and strong. Starting with pizza. Continuing with pizza. Finishing with pizza.
Would you rather be on a yacht right now or enjoying your work?
Make sure you keep your calorie intake low and limit yourself to a single slice of pizza for example. No need to overconsume!
If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.
You know that nothing turns me on more than a large pepperoni pizza!
Next time learn to properly use the damn timer on that oven.