This pic is so bad. Hopefully his own selfie looks way better.

Remember kids, you need a healthy and balanced diet for you to grow big and strong. Starting with pizza. Continuing with pizza. Finishing with pizza.

Would you rather be on a yacht right now or enjoying your work?

Make sure you keep your calorie intake low and limit yourself to a single slice of pizza for example. No need to overconsume!

If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.

You know that nothing turns me on more than a large pepperoni pizza!

Next time learn to properly use the damn timer on that oven.

Ever had a hard time deciding whether you need to order a pizza or a burger? We have you covered!

Hey Bob! Go get some stock photo that best describes this aisle in the store.

He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.