This person is definitely a monster. How can you leave that tasty crust behind?

Why did you use a ceramic plate for this pizza? Enjoy cleaning that up!

I wanted it well done, not sent to hell and back. I guess I'll eat a salad instead.

That's actually pretty good advertising. Wondering if they placed the sign already leaning or changed the message afterwards.

Good thing it had instructions on the box, otherwise I would have starved to death.

This pic is so bad. Hopefully his own selfie looks way better.

Remember kids, you need a healthy and balanced diet for you to grow big and strong. Starting with pizza. Continuing with pizza. Finishing with pizza.

Would you rather be on a yacht right now or enjoying your work?

Make sure you keep your calorie intake low and limit yourself to a single slice of pizza for example. No need to overconsume!

If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.