I told you to go with tagliatelle, but no, you wanted long and thin spaghetti. Hope you like it crunchy and charcoaly then.

Great, step 1 is to know where the fire extinguisher is at. Then pray that you have the key close by in case of fire.

A heated pool was just too expensive. It just happens that we have a wheelbarrow and some firewood nearby.

What's the one thing that would make you unable to work with your boss any longer?

Who are you going to call now? The fire department?

I don't know why, but everyone wanted me to join the fire department ever since I was little. So I did.

Taking those special shots sometimes requires sacrifices. Boots and tripods are expendable.

Sure, I will leave the building. But first, let me take a selfie!

You better get out before tweeting about it. We know it's important to keep your followers posted, but be patient.

There are more ways than one to burn fat. Just be open and use your imagination. Who needs exercises anyway?