Who are you going to call now? The fire department?
I don't know why, but everyone wanted me to join the fire department ever since I was little. So I did.
Taking those special shots sometimes requires sacrifices. Boots and tripods are expendable.
Sure, I will leave the building. But first, let me take a selfie!
You better get out before tweeting about it. We know it's important to keep your followers posted, but be patient.
There are more ways than one to burn fat. Just be open and use your imagination. Who needs exercises anyway?
A spider killed my snake? Better burn down the house, just to be sure that spider gets toast.
Just hold on a bit. Let me turn the brightness on the TV to the max and we'll be there in no time. Just one week and they're ready.
The previous instructions were too academical for the average soldier, so we made things a little bit clearer for them.
The old extinguisher always expired and needed replacement. Luckily, this bottle of water can bee replenished easily and cheaply.