Get you very own DJ voice with you. Get a friend who stutters.

My antivirus is acting up so I better get a Mac instead.

You're an idiot if you cannot thell de difference between the two.

Facebook is full of idiots that ask for pass keys.

Facebook and its retarded memebers without a common sense of logic.

Watch out for dumb Facebook questions. They're everywhere.

In the end it's all about the Facebook likes you get, no matter what you did.

It's all too true to ignore. We are all in jail and we like it.

Mum should have been in the kitchen. It is her fault.

Mr. Koosher was a great teacher, except for the webcam incident.