Friend who stutters
Get you very own DJ voice with you. Get a friend who stutters.
Buying a Mac analogy
My antivirus is acting up so I better get a Mac instead.
Your versus you're
You're an idiot if you cannot thell de difference between the two.
Worst hacker ever
Facebook is full of idiots that ask for pass keys.
Words are only for things that exist
Facebook and its retarded memebers without a common sense of logic.
Best Facebook comment
Watch out for dumb Facebook questions. They're everywhere.
In the end it's all about the Facebook likes you get, no matter what you did.
Facebook is like a jail
It's all too true to ignore. We are all in jail and we like it.
Women equality joke
Mum should have been in the kitchen. It is her fault.
I could get fired
Mr. Koosher was a great teacher, except for the webcam incident.