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I want to ride your mom after I'm finished with this beauty.

Nobody seems to appreciate my work except my own parents, so this goes out to them.

Nobody makes better liver like mom.

I don't know who you are and where you came from, but let me just tell you that me and your mom, we did some things.

We just thought that you might be interested in both those tshirts together.

Hold on, sweety. Mommy has to take a Facebook profile picture.

Mothers, generally speaking, are giving birth to regular people. My mother gave birth to a legend. High-five mom, thanks mom, love you mom!

I'm going to make a tattoo, sorry mom!

Good point, let's not overreact and use words that are too mainstream.