I wanted to grow up and have a job at Google, but I wasn't expecting that they have people moving the Google maps pins around!
Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.
Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.
When even Santa is working 2 jobs, that's when you know the economy is in the toilet.
Come to think of it, it's your job that sucks, not Monday.
You don't need to be Heisenberg to work for us. Although that would be considered a big plus.
Want to drive a $400,000 company vehicle and travel all day long? Then step right up behind the wheel of the bus.
Another reassuring evidence that skipping school will certainly get you a flipping burgers job.
Tom decided he had something better in mind so now we need to hire someone else who doesn't suck.
We treat our car washing service extremely serious. Nothing beats our hand jobs.