Make sure that you ignore me constantly so that I won't be tempted to waste a couple of hours.
What's the one thing that would make you unable to work with your boss any longer?
Just make sure you absolutely dominate the language. And you will be hired!
I know it's hard, but stop crying before returning to work. Hands are not important, you can was these later.
I wanted to grow up and have a job at Google, but I wasn't expecting that they have people moving the Google maps pins around!
Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.
Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.
When even Santa is working 2 jobs, that's when you know the economy is in the toilet.
Come to think of it, it's your job that sucks, not Monday.
You don't need to be Heisenberg to work for us. Although that would be considered a big plus.