Feeding starving children in Africa is less important than building a church arena.

My car broke down but instead of calling a mechanic I decided that God might be more helpful.

Yeah, well we did work for the money and we did use that money to pay for this food. Thanks for nothing!

Why would God need a rifle anyway?

Actually he really doesn't. It's just those illiterate kids who put up signs.

Facebook and its retarded memebers without a common sense of logic.

God is great and so is this fast food.

God created even the middle finger. It's for stupid people.

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

That awkward moment when God meets Joseph.