Looks like they were completely out of bottles so I went for a bag. On the upside, they still served straws so that's a plus.

Sprite is clear and clearly not fond of poems.

Wait until my wife sees what I bought on the receipt.

Well go ahead, this juice ain't going to suck itself.

Never in its wildest dreams did this bike imagine it will pull this amount of Coca Cola.

Now you can have all the juicy orange juice together with some juicy tits in a single package.

It's really cranberry but with a little extra something. Something else. That we don't know.

Just take our mango juice. It's guaranteed to have no vitamin A whatsoever. Not even any mango.

Isn't it obvious? The red part is 100%, while the white part is only 27%.

Our lemons are perfect for making orange juice.