There is no way that isn't dangerous.

Go on, jump. You are almost there. Almost.

You ain't hardcore until you sing suspended upside down from a Basketball hoop.

Seems that some worker at the local sports shop has been living under a rock all his life.

That's really sad, these guys won't ever be able to play basketball.

They were playing basketball but he thought it would be more interesting to pick that guy's nose.

AUTCH! I bet that hurt... So.. you weren't expecting that ball coming so fast.. I know.

That awkward moment when you don't know the sport, it's either basketball or picking someone else's nose. I don't know.

We ain't got money for a professional basket field so you'll have to play along.

That's the nth time the guys mistaken her for the ball.