You hate hipsters too? Then why not get yourself a drink at our place and contribute to making hipster bands go commercial and mainstream.
I found your stack of money with the rubber band. Just thought I would do the right thing and return the rubber band to it's rightful owner.
You ain't hardcore until you sing suspended upside down from a Basketball hoop.
We need to start a hip hop band immediately. Just get your ass down here and let's do this.
If you play the bass I've got some bad news for you.
So.. watch out people, we've got a brand new band in town. Great band, great.
Ever wanted a band name? Don't know where to start? There you go.
Now, they do have a band, they seem to fit perfectly into the band. Good job!