This is why you need to really check what small means when ordering things from an online shop.
These guys totally get us! I'll need to properly stock on all the accessories for tonight's game!
Have a broken cat or a damaged dog? Bring it right here and we'll make sure it's as good as new afterwards.
What do you expect? The orange pumpkins are obviously damaged and need to be sold with generous discounts.
Not sure if the books are about mysteries or the book itself is a mystery.
So you have fish allergy. What the hell are you doing in a fish shop?
Look mum, I am sending you a picture with me and a titty. I knew you will be proud.
Hey Brian, your shop stinks! How dare you sell fish in a fish shop?
Get a haircut and get a good time while you're at it. This barber shop is going to make a killing.
Seems that some worker at the local sports shop has been living under a rock all his life.