Customer called and complained that his internet was down. Now we just need to identify which one is the cable we are looking for.
So let's assume that these rails are unused. But why would you leave them there then?
You must admire the intent. Execution is pretty bad, but the good will was there.
Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.
Why do we pay these people to hold up signs?
Contract said that we needed to place the pole at this spot and we don't want to pay any kind of penalties. Your rail was in the wrong place.
There is no way that isn't dangerous.
We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.
At least he can rest his head whenever he wants.
Captain Obvious made his appearance.