Happy birthday Mr. Cat!!! Mmm... yeah, thanks. Why are you so grumpy?! I'm not, grr.

Statistics have shown that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Incredible, YOU DON'T SAY?!

Well that's one good-looking birthday cake I'd love trying, pretty nice!

Let me celebrate my birthday by counting all the Facebook greetings.

Thanks for your tiny effort of wishing me a happy birthday on Facebook.

You are so great. And sexy. And it's your birthday.

Happy birthday, James. Sorry about that little cake accident, it was a misspelling.

It was your birthday too? We've forgotten all about that, sorry.

You did say that you wouldn't mind as long as it was a chocolate cake, so here you go.

Here's a 50 dollar bill so you can go buy yourself a new pair of shoes darling.