Finally I will convince this other person from the interwebs that their opinion is wrong and I hold the ultimate truth.

I'll eventually gather enough data so I can simply blend in and become of them. Until then, please like, comment and share!

Oh, look. The light says it's time to check my facebook notifications again.

3 days without Facebook? Please give this man a computer so he can check his notifications.

Those guys surely have WiFi over there.

Have you checked the facts or did you just share this bullshit on Facebook?

I don't know who this guy is and where he comes from but I need him hired immediately. Someone who knows how to post Facebook videos is clearly someone I want to work with.

Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.

Some people are so stupid that the world would be a much better place without them.

Proud to be Sam's father. Putting this retard in his place is worth it!