I'll eventually gather enough data so I can simply blend in and become of them. Until then, please like, comment and share!
Oh, look. The light says it's time to check my facebook notifications again.
3 days without Facebook? Please give this man a computer so he can check his notifications.
Those guys surely have WiFi over there.
Have you checked the facts or did you just share this bullshit on Facebook?
I don't know who this guy is and where he comes from but I need him hired immediately. Someone who knows how to post Facebook videos is clearly someone I want to work with.
Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.