Now that surely is reassuring. I can't wait to grab a non-poisonous bite.
Congratulations, Laura! You've grown into a fully fledged house wife!
Happy birthday, keep this balanced diet for the remainder of the year and you'll get to the doctor in no time.
This cake really leaves the space for an interesting story.
It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.
Cake eating is always my top priority since someone somewhere is celebrating their birthday.
Try not to take everything literally next time you get the cake engraved.
Remember that spoon that went missing while baking this cake? Well, I found it eventually.
Your girlfriend is retarded so here is your shitty cake for your birthday. Enjoy and don't blame your girlfriend. It's not her fault.
For those of us who cannot get enough hot dogs there is now the hot dog cake. On a second note, there is no need to get a knife for this piece.