Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.

Your girlfriend is retarded so here is your shitty cake for your birthday. Enjoy and don't blame your girlfriend. It's not her fault.

It's important to hold the fun level at acceptable amounts. Whenever you find yourself using birthday cones as a bra, you are overpartying.

For those of us who cannot get enough hot dogs there is now the hot dog cake. On a second note, there is no need to get a knife for this piece.

Well, who wants some cake with little Billy's spit?

Should we keep Matthew's birthday video or would you like to record Ghostbusters?

You know that nobody really cares, but happy birthday to you!

You know you got to let go of your friendship when this is all you ever talk about.

I'm sick of you guys always cheering me up on my birthday. Enough with the cakes already!

Now go get yourself busy and bake this delicious cake. We were too tired to do it ourselves.