You Sir are defintely doing it wrong. Totally wrong. What's wrong with you?

The cat saw the Danza Kuduro movie clip and.. he wanted to buy a boat, pretty normal.

Are you looking for a boat? Because I am looking for land.

In case of a sudden flood, I'm covered.

You got an urgent delivery. One big-ass boat.

Rafting is the best time to start practicing rock moves.

Any water on your side, Bob?

There is a certain upside to this: you can take you entire football team along with you. Just don't expect them to turn the boat around for you if you fall down.

I don't really care what you look like, but the boat has to be shining.