That's a place I will surely not be visiting.

We definitely need to keep this cable subscription thing going. The quality of news is staggering!

Keep yourselves sober and not mashed. I only like mashed potatoes.

We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.

No tarmac here? Well better paint the ground then. That will surely be sufficient until the next rain.

This was just what we needed to be placed in the middle of the road.

Remember when taking naps on the road to properly mark your territory with traffic cones.

Jesus needs a lift. Will you do the christian thing and take him on his journey?

Just fill that pot hole with some bricks, Jimmy. I heard bricks make excellent road material.

You have to stick to the road signs.