If trucks are really getting on your nerves then stop buying. Anything. There. Problem solved.
This guy sorely likes to get pulled over all day long.
I dare you to say it to my face one more time!
What better license plate could you get for your tow truck?
Hold on dear, I just need to time this right and everything will be OK.
Pass me using the right lane and I'll kill you. Just kidding, but great advice, nonetheless.