If trucks are really getting on your nerves then stop buying. Anything. There. Problem solved.

This guy sorely likes to get pulled over all day long.

I hate you for neglecting the environment. This time you only get a broken light. Next time it will be some serious damage if you don't get yourself a tiny car.

I dare you to say it to my face one more time!

It's the thought that counts, not the actual result.

What better license plate could you get for your tow truck?

Got no ropes, no harness, no nothing. At least I got my hands.

Hold on dear, I just need to time this right and everything will be OK.

This must be the world's strongest police officer.

Pass me using the right lane and I'll kill you. Just kidding, but great advice, nonetheless.