She immediately knew I was on the other end of the line.
I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.
Looks like the new teen craze is not the selfie or the duckface. It's now the "put your phone in your own mouth". I'm waiting to see if any teenager asks his/her parents for an additional phone to take a selfie with.
Why would you need to spend extra money on a new piece of hardware when you can simply use a phone and duct tape. Remember, duct tape fixed everything.
Seems that our old toys just don't cut it anymore.
Whenever I accidentally drop my phone into water I always place it as soon as possible in a microwave. It does wonders.
That will certainly charge you phone in no time. Just sit back and relax a little.
Oh, just look at all these beautiful paintings. I should really stick around and look at them for at least half an hour.
Want to make your phone disappear overnight? Just grab it on the way to the pub and make sure at least 15 beers end up on your tab.
Hey dear, why don't you just put a reminder on your phone? Take a post-it from the desk and stick it on the back. Yeah, that's right!