This is one of those rare occasions that warrant having a secondary phone nearby.

Probably this has happened more than once before they thought it was a good idea to place this sign on the counter.

Just be sincere, you are pretty bad at holding your phone in your hand. And that's what you need us for.

My question is how the hell is he going to cut my hair around my ear while I'm on the phone? This is clearly fake!

It took me way more time to get this picture than I would be comfortable sharing.

I'm as bad as it gets so I will certainly be the one you like.

How do you even end up in this situation? By what weird circumstance would your phone end up in your pants?

So Siri just decided to play smart with me while asking her about my situation.

She immediately knew I was on the other end of the line.

I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.