That's an A for creativity right there. And an F for biology.

It's none of your business how I know the color. I'm simply smart and able to figure it out on my own.

Indeed, hello sir, how may I help you? With my friends: wazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa.

When you're talking to yourself, you're always getting the answer you're looking for.

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't put a stupid question.

Unheard music is hipster music. All the unsuccessful bands play hipster music.

If I am trying to express myself in clear and well-formed sentences you should do the same.

When Chuck Norris gives you a call, there are no other options.

I also want someone who can teach me how to spell.

Yahoo answers prooves again the extent of human stupidity. Luckly someone gives the best answer possible.