God does not make mistakes
Actually he really doesn't. It's just those illiterate kids who put up signs.
Stop praying for snow
We know you are out there. We don't know who you are but please stop praying for so much snow.
Anglican church and Godzilla
We worship Godzilla here. We belive he is alive and well.
Hipster Jesus loves everybody.
Nobody;s better then us because we are just pure awesome.
Get me down now!
What is more dumb than hanging a donkey from a church ceiling?
You don't mess with god, son
Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?
First Baptist Church is naughty
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