Just make sure that the haircut comes out perfect. Otherwise there might be a bit of... consequences.

It didn't want to talk so I had to bring up the gun. I will find out where's the other sock by any means necessary.

Why risk an injury when leaving your child to play with a firearm? Why not use a mortar or heavy machine gun?

The day grandma got a gun was the day I became overweight.

Are you in a hurry and want to get the police there quickly? Sherlock teaches you how to do that with the help of a gun.

That little boy should be thrown in jail for life. How dares he eat food in the shape of guns inside a public school? The nerve of some children.

We better not take any chances with this one. I'm taking out my gun and we are eliminating the threat now.

The previous instructions were too academical for the average soldier, so we made things a little bit clearer for them.

Some people take things too seriously. Like sleeping with a gun under your pillow.

You might want to keep your distance from this lady. No need to be close if she decides to feel threatened.