In case of demons nearby, break glass and throw this water around.

It's a ... holy cow! No really, it's really a holy cow!

My car broke down but instead of calling a mechanic I decided that God might be more helpful.

Holy shit, did you see that new record store?

May the powers of heaven bless this peacefull killing machine and may the fires of hell burn down our enemies.

Don't need no GPS. I got Jesus to guide me.

Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?