What are you doing up so early?! Even the coffee is looking surprised to see you up.

Do not eat coffee with fork, you'll make mess. Well, I can't imagine what happened.

Behind every successful man is a substantial amount of coffee. True story, true true.

There is no life without water.... WE NEED WATER TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!

I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me hurt you. Seriously, don't make me do it!

Aaaah... what a beautiful morning, birds singing, the sun is up in sky.. GIVE ME COFFEE, NOW NOW NOW!!!!

So do I. I love coffee! Now.. let's get down to business, give me coffee and no one will get hurt!

Where's that coffee? Bring me some coffee or things are going to get very ugly, don't drive me mad and bring my coffee!

Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.

Be prepare to do those stupid things even faster than before. Productivity FTW!