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The Caesar salad

The Caesar salad

Ordered a Caesar salad as takeaway. Got exactly this. Not even mad.

Stabbing apology

Stabbing apology

It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.

Dog hostage

Dog hostage

I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!

Hard onyon

Hard onyon

This big boy right here made my cry a river and to add insult to injury it also broke my favorite knife.

Eating like a boss

Eating like a boss

Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.

Nutella

Nutella

A knife, before and after Nutella. You can't stop eating Nutella, trust me. You can see it in the picture.

I like cut sandwiches

I like cut sandwiches

So you keep knives in the kitchen. Great, I like the sandwiches cut in half/

Eating coffee with a knife and fork

Eating coffee with a knife and fork

Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.

Loose weight while eating

Loose weight while eating

From now on you will be exercising even before you put anything in your mouth.

You cannot cut a Chuck Norris cake

You cannot cut a Chuck Norris cake

So this was our last knife. We're never going to ask for a Chuck Norris cake ever again.