It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.
I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!
This big boy right here made my cry a river and to add insult to injury it also broke my favorite knife.
Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.
A knife, before and after Nutella. You can't stop eating Nutella, trust me. You can see it in the picture.
So you keep knives in the kitchen. Great, I like the sandwiches cut in half/
Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.
From now on you will be exercising even before you put anything in your mouth.
So this was our last knife. We're never going to ask for a Chuck Norris cake ever again.
Or the softest knife.