This Halloween we'll be stabbin'. But relax, it's just the tip.

Ordered a Caesar salad as takeaway. Got exactly this. Not even mad.

It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.

I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!

This big boy right here made my cry a river and to add insult to injury it also broke my favorite knife.

Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.

A knife, before and after Nutella. You can't stop eating Nutella, trust me. You can see it in the picture.

So you keep knives in the kitchen. Great, I like the sandwiches cut in half/

Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.

From now on you will be exercising even before you put anything in your mouth.