Oh, you wanted some sea food? Ain't no sea food around these parts. Why don't you try our calamari themed hot dogs?

I can't read so the sign doesn't apply to me.

Hey, I'm so glad you're home... they broke in again and stole your rotisserie chicken!

Sometimes... the eye contact can harm you, baaad!

Okay, let's stop fighting I surrender! Noooo. ARRRRGHHHHHH HYAAAAH!

Of course we have an explanation. Ask the cat more. She did it.

Please dogs, just let me eat whenever I want to eat. Just look the other way.

We're running low on time, hurry, get in. We'll explain later!

Your argument sir is valid. Long live the dogs!

Just Married! Because human marriages are just too mainstream.