Oh... now now, these cookie jokes. Stop it!
That's one difference between a friend and a best friend. You can trust them with everything, except a few things, haha.
Yeah, that should be close enough. It's the thought that matters, not the end result.
This is what I got on my last fortune cookie. Wait a second, this doesn't look right.
You should get surgery to enhance your feminine side. It's a fortune cookie wisdom.
About time I got out of that cookie.
If you are reading this then you are not illiterate. It's genious!