Now you can get even a broken heart cookie. For your forever alone time.
You start off with a heart and a diamond but end up with a club and spade.
That mini heart attack moment when you're in bed almost falling asleep and you feel like falling.
I love you with all my boobs, because they are enormous.
Yeah, that should be close enough. It's the thought that matters, not the end result.
It takes a geek to write this and another geek to understand it's real meaning.
What are you doing running around pretending you are me? You look nothing like me!
I heart it. Do you heart it too?
I really hate your smart ass remarks that make me look like an idiot.
This tshirt is a great way to say "I'm hard to get".