At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.
I found your stack of money with the rubber band. Just thought I would do the right thing and return the rubber band to it's rightful owner.
If you look like this or similar then just call this number.
One of the few advantages of owning a Blackberry: nobody wants it for themselves.
Lonely socks wall. The place where all socks are left to rest in peace, alone.
Looks like this sock responds to sock. If you need it just take it away.
This is why you need to design a proper book cover and not place the number on the middle.
Please stop doing drugs after you find this unicorn.
This dog is lost. If you find him just run. And call us later.
We lost Snowden, but we found our red panda. What a happy day!