Get away from the fridge fatty, go, go!
Goodbye my diet, hello my food. Yeah, ain't that a kick in the...stomach?!
So... for all the diet freaks, here's a cake!
The diet always starts tomorrow. But always ends today. Wow... touching? hahahahaah
Lose 3 days in one week, awesome. Alcohol does that.
Okay, that huge hamburger and a diet soda please!
Remember, no mouse, no mouse, no mouse. DIET, DIET, DIET!
Yep, I know you didn't thought of this. Dieting is hard for dogs too.
Now that's what I call a great idea for diet. No one gets hurt... Well, except your feelings, hahahahahahah. WALK AWAY FATTY!
I'm sure you will love this spoon, you will loose weight instantly after starting using this spoon for eating.