What will it be, exercise or whiskey?

We have plenty of water. In solid state. Surrounded by whiskey. The perfect kind of water.

Real men drink jack on the big, natural rocks.

Every man's perfect breakfast in one simple package.

I knew that drinking is helpful to my brain.

A bottle of Jack Daniel's will always prove to be invaluable.

Get your hair cut and the whiskey is on us. By the time we finish with your hair you won't be able to stand straight.

If you're looking forward to losing 3 days in a week, choose a Whiskey diet.

Lose 3 days in one week, awesome. Alcohol does that.

This is a rebel dog, really really rebel dog! Watch out, he likes whiskey!