You simply cannot argue with this proposition. Why choose to be both fat and ugly when you can only have one? Just grab a buddy and join us in lifting them weights!
Tying some balloons to our cat hoping she'll run around scared and lose some weight didn't go as expected.
Cupcakes: the number 1 reason people are happy. And are fat.
The day grandma got a gun was the day I became overweight.
There are more ways than one to burn fat. Just be open and use your imagination. Who needs exercises anyway?
Come right up and take our anti fat elixir. It's legit!