Oh, you wanted some sea food? Ain't no sea food around these parts. Why don't you try our calamari themed hot dogs?

Make sure that everybody else thinks you are a redneck with lots of beer and ammo. And pit bulls. Lots of bloody pit bulls.

The perfect redneck dream catcher. Indeed.

It's obviously a redneck party. Isn't it? Hahah.

How about two redneck rebels? Okay, there you go.

If you didn't knew how the redneck groom and the bride look like... well, there you go.

It seems like these dudes know how to have fun. I gotta admit it, it seems pretty fun.

It's sooooo classy! Mmmm.... well, nope, not really. It's actually a redneck chandelier, wtf, hahahah!

Have a few extra empty beer cans laying around? Then build yourself a windchime. Just like a regular redneck.

Just hope there isn't anyone in there going to the funeral.