Make sure you don't get drunk and end up in a bar fight the night before your scheduled Santa job at the local mall.
On the flip side you do know that your eyes have never smelled more refreshing than right now.
Good evening Mr. Bond, I've been expecting you. Don't worry, there won't be any laser pointers this time. I've learned my lesson.
This is in the market because yes, kids with lazy eyes will definitely appreciate it.
Just come right up here, open your eyes and let me spray some detergent right there.
Get your toothbrush out of my eye immediately, you sick bastard!
Have you ever seen a Panda bear in the morning? Now you have.
I am not allowed to take this mask off, I don't have a mouth and I need a beer. Got a better idea?
Hey guys, we're taking a picture so please try to focus. I know it's hard but please look at the camera.
Hey buddy, we're trying to take a picture here. Show some respect.