A very nice doormat. It makes you stay. Sure not.

So.. come back with a warrant. I really need to get a doormat like this one.

Oh! He...GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!!

Okay, so you read my doormat. Now that's enough social interaction for one day. Bye-bye!

Now these are cool doormats. I'd really love having them. Doormats rule!

The neighbours have better stuff. Honestly, try their stuff!

Doormats are always funny. This one keeps it simple with the main idea - LEAVE!

This doormat just shows lots of love. Oh crap, not you again! Haahahahah. Feel the love!!!

I bet you feel like home after reading this sign, you can even see your wife, hahah. Oh no, not you!

Welcome to my house. Press enter before entering.